Pants rule these days. Never mind that
hip-huggers are only for those who don't have any, and
that narrow, flat-front trousers, like so many trends,
are best on the Size 6 set — because fashion fascism has
been dead since the midi skirt bombed in 1971. You can
find any style of pants you like, and women do like: In
fact, we love pantsuits in particular, because they're
pulled together yet comfortable, practical and
multi-useful.
And few are the businesses where they're not yet
accepted. (Interestingly, Wall Street, which long ago
discovered that wearing the old school tie had nothing
to do with being a successful stock trader, is one of
them.) Pantsuits sales grew 167 percent between 1990 and
1995 in the United States, and retailers report great
sales this fall.
But when the professional stakes are really high, and
we need maximum power, most of us opt for skirts. The
old taboo isn't dead; we suspect that, psychologically,
the skirt has the edge.
Extremely powerful business and political women are
almost never seen in trousers. Why do you think they use
traditional dress to protect their power rather than use
their power to offer women the option to dress as so
many of us prefer? Women in their 20s and early 30s are
the majority of business pants wearers. Do we just need
one more generation to stamp out the idea that pants are
less acceptable, or will they get into suits with skirts
as they get more responsibility?
Women in drag
From a historical
perspective, they're nothing to fight over. Modern
trousers descend from the 18th-century costumes worn by
the bottom rung of the European working classes,
colonial slave laborers and British sailors (not
officers). All the "better" types wore skintight
breeches. But comfort and practicality won out and the
men's suit, essentially unchanged today, became standard
by Victorian times.
It was Coco Chanel, whose label is more powerful than
ever, who made pants acceptable as women's fashion in
the late 1920s. Then only the rich could afford the
freedom to pioneer pants in all contexts from sporty to
elegant, but the taboo was broken.
The barriers continued to fall, but not without
skirmishes. In 1951 Katharine Hepburn, a major pants
pioneer, was told slacks were not allowed in the lobby
of Claridge’s Hotel in London. From then on she made a
point of using the servants' entrance at all times. And
after Yves Saint Laurent's early '70s pantsuits dazzled
the fashionable world, perennial best-dressed socialite
Nan Kempner was informed by the maitre d' of Manhattan's
fancy French restaurant du jour that this costume was
not acceptable. Not to be bullied, she took off her
trousers and continued to her table in the outfit's
(long) jacket.
Pants vs. skirts
OK, if the look of
authority is male, pants should be good. On the other
hand, trying to "pass" signals being unsure of oneself.
The bottom line is that women's traditional costume is a
skirt and, when trying to get ahead, one needs to play
by the rules.
But who made the rules? Men? 'Fraid so. The famously
feisty economist Thorstein Veblen said a century ago,
"The substantial reason for our tenacious attachment to
the skirt is just this: ...It hampers the wearer at
every turn."
We've come a long way in a hundred years, but,
although women constitute half the world's population
and perform two-thirds of its work hours, we receive
one-tenth of the world's income and own less than one
one-hundredth of its property. Maybe men should go back
to silk pantaloons to signify their status, and leave us
the regular, plebeian trousers.
10 reasons not to wear skirts again:
- You won't have to keep your knees pressed together
when you sit down.
- You won't have to wear heels just because the
outfit demands them.
- You agree with Katharine Hepburn, who said,
"Stockings are an invention of the devil."
- You suspect she was also right when she said, "The
short skirt is really hideous. You are breaking the
line that should be carried to the ground."
- You won't be hobbled by your long skirt when
you're running for the bus.
- The wind won't blow all the way up to your waist
in winter, and your coat will never be one inch
shorter than your skirt.
- You'll be able to go up the ladder first.
- You can cut up all your pantyhose and use the
pieces to tie the peonies to stakes.
- You can get out of the limo without wondering if
the paparazzi have grabbed a shot of your underpants.
- You won't chop off your favorite skirt two months
before hemlines go down again.