WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A WOMAN
1. We got off the Titanic first. 
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 
3. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a 
computer game. 
4. Taxis stop for us. 
5. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
6. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. 
7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 
8. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
9. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.